so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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