Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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