what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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