Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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