i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
