Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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