he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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