I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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