Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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