Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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