got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
