yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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