It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
