would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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