Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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