dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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