What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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