Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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