Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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