8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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