Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Be still, my beating vagina.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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