so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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