I've blown a few things in my day
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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