Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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