thus making me awesome and them whores
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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