have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
third nipple confirmed
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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