I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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