Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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