So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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