And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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