Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we made out on top of his cat.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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