My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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