gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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