They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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