we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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