I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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