i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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