They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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