bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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