i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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