He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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