grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
