Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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