people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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