btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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