Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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