and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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