Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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