he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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