Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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