He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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