i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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