I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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