Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You took a bar mat shot.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers