I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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